" not on the topic of illegal immigration and immigration"
Boy, Howdy!!!!!
Peeking into the mirror today, opening both eyes. Staring at the image I realized........
I am so not ready for bikini season.
That HUGE gut wiggled and waggled. It sticks out so dern' far it meets people before I do.
In fact, my bulbous belly has many more friends than the rest of me simply by being the first one to bump into folks.
Then there's thos pendulous lard-laden man-breasts. By gosh, one of dem' pron stars I read about would love to have hooters so BIG!!!!! Guess I'll have to cut back to 3 double-bacon cheeseburgers until they recede a wee bit.
At least that monstrous gut is there to prop those upper-body protrusions up.
Staring at the ugly mug reminiscent of an over-ripe melon I notice that my double chins have their own chins. Eeeeeeek!!!! A qudruple chin. No wonder I have so many nose bleeds. When I chortle those chins bounce up and down, slapping my face. Lucky that wide fat nose is there to intercept the chins or I'd surely have black eyes all the time.
Yep..... definitly unready for bikini season.
Still, looking as I do has advantages. It's fun to watch the little kids start crying when they see me.
Oh well.