Thread: Glenn Beck, FOX's "Rodeo Clown"

November 02, 2009
Glenn Beck, FOX's "Rodeo Clown"
By Lee Cary

It may look like fun and games to the people in the stands, but this is serious business, and not just any clown can do it. (Anonymous comment on rodeo clowns)

Much of what aggravates the Obama administration about FOX News is what Joe Biden would call a three-letter word: B-E-C-K.

Beck calls himself a "rodeo clown." That fits. A rodeo clown distracts the bull's attention to defend rodeo riders at risk. Beck believes the nation is at risk and he's out to distract the raging bulls, or the progressives in power.

In other cultures, matadors in tight pants use a red cape to taunt the bull into fatigue before the kill. Rodeo clowns face the bull wearing flexible, goofy-looking clothes and running shoes. When they succeed, they end up diving into the clown lounge. It's a heavy barrel of thick steel with a dense foam rubber lining inside. After the rodeo, they pound out dents made by the horns of one-ton head hunters (bulls that like chasing two-legged animals). Rodeo clowns look and act a bit like circus clowns. But when they're into their clown shtick, they keep both eyes on the bull. Despite the garb, they're really not about clowning around.

Some think Beck is a circus clown who emotes for affect as he toggles back and forth between funereal seriousness (critics say conspiratorially wacko) and Steve Martin slapstick. But he's no circus clown. And the bull's not laughing.

Beck's magazine is entitled The Fusion of Entertainment and Enlightenment. To his fans, that fits. He aims to enlighten his audience like no other political commentator of any flavor, on any channel, except Limbaugh.

It's unlikely that the White House inner circle of image-makers sees anything entertaining about Beck. It is likely, though, that the enlightenment side of Beck's shtick commands their attention and evokes their disdain. After all, he filleted and fried Green Jobs Czar Van Jones. That got the attention of New York Times Managing Editor Jill Abramson. When the legacy media had to report on the story after Van resigned she said, "We should have been paying closer attention." Somebody start a list. She also said the NYT was "a beat behind on this story." Stay a step behind the rodeo clown, Jill, and you end up rodeo kill.

Beck has been ending his shows lately with the words, "Goodnight, Mrs. Dunn, wherever you are" -- referring to White House Communication Director Anita Dunn, whose admiration of Mao Zedong Beck recently outed. Many viewers may not recognize that as a parody on Jimmy Durante's signature sign-off, "Goodnight, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are." Beck's occasional inside-the-Beck-brain humor is part of his charm to his fans.

For weeks, he's been constructing sort of a Unified Theory of Obamativity. He started charting it on a chalkboard, like Professor Jacob Barnhardt (actor Sam Jaffe) did in the 1951 version of The Day the Earth Stood Still until Klaatu the space traveler (Michael Rennie) entered the professor's study and easily finished the equation. This week, Beck is up to three chalk boards.

His fusion of entertainment and enlightenment is working, and it's driving up his ratings.

Beck, more thoroughly than any other FOX commentator, aims to connect the dots in a complex equation representing what "fundamentally transform America" means to the Obama administration. He's not fixated on the President because he knows Obama isn't leading the parade; Obama's riding the horse that's leading the parade. The horse is socialist progressivism. Beck looks for the most revolutionary progressives where the President has placed them. The traditional cabinet seats are reserved for the party apparatchiks like Kathleen Sebelius, Secretary of Health and Human Services. She taught us how to sneeze into our sleeves. Please, Kathleen, no toilet hygiene lessons.

Long a force in American politics, the progressive movement is reshaping the Republic in ways dreamed of by progressives throughout the 20th Century, flirted with during the New Deal and the Great Society, and now running at full throttle. More thoroughly than any other commentator, Beck stresses history and context. He invites academic historians of the Progressive Movement and the Great Depression onto his daily radio and television shows. He pumps out bestselling books like a hen does eggs. In short, he's the energizer bunny in his opposition to the progressive initiatives of the 44th President of the United States and his minions.

Beck had better watch out.

Once upon a time there was another popular media personality who bucke d a progressive President during an economic downturn. Father Charles E. Coughlin, a Roman Catholic priest, broadcast weekly radio sermons beginning in 1926. Coughlin preached social justice based on monetary reform. He was an early supporter of Franklin Delano Roosevelt, enthusiastically backing FDR's promise to reform the country's financial system. When the change that Coughlin hoped FDR would bring didn't come, he turned sour on Roosevelt. He called him "the great betrayer and liar," and he spoke (video) against the Federal Reserve. Millions huddled around their radios to hear Coughlin's weekly program drift from religion into politics. They sent him tens of thousands of fan letters weekly. They heard him say,

Oh, capitalism shall never again flourish as once it did. Capitalism has been almost taxed out of existence in an effort to meet the coupons and the bonds, in an effort to meet the dole system that is absolutely unnecessary in a country of our wealth.

And democracy? All we who twenty years ago entered a war to fight its battles to make the world safe for democracy, tonight we stand aghast because its last fortification, its last tower of strength, the Supreme Court of America, who has been a protector of the rights of the poor, who has been the protector of the rights of the rich, who has been the protector of the liberties of all, is now assailed and is now the target for those who blame it for our misdemeanors and who blame it for the Depression and the following misery which eventuated from it.


The Roosevelt administration couldn't pressure Coughlin off the air by leveraging other religions personalities against him. So,

When this approach didn't work, the Roosevelt administration declared that the First Amendment's free speech didn't cover radio broadcasts, and Coughlin was promptly forced from the air when he was unable to receive a newly mandatory operating permit. Coughlin's counter to this was to purchase independent air time and play prerecorded shows on the air.

In 1939, the Code Committee of the National Association of Broadcasters forged new rules and placed increasingly rigid limitations on the sale of radio time to controversial spokesmen. This was directly aimed at Father Coughlin and his unwillingness to concede his throne as the nation's top dissenting voice. Now, manuscripts would have to be given in advance, and stations were threatened with a loss of license should they not comply with the new standards on "free speech." In a 1939 issue of Social Justice, Coughlin stated that he had been forced off the air by those who controlled circumstances beyond his reach. (Source)


Coughlin's anti-Jewish statements seriously tarnished his historical image and sharply distinguish him from Beck. But his widespread popularity and perceived threat to a progressive President's plans make him similar to Beck (and Limbaugh), along with a handful of other conservative radio and television commentators.

Beck's self-deprecating demeanor includes 'fessing up to his past sins. So unless he's hiding a felony conviction, his detractors won't find anything to discredit him by investigating his background. They're more likely to keep leaning on the sponsors of his shows, hoping to shut him up. Meanwhile, administration officials aim to marginalize FOX News by ignoring their correspondents and personalities.

To date, Beck shows no signs of letting up. FOX shows no signs of reining him in. And Rahm-Axelrod and friends aren't likely to relent in their campaign against FOX until Beck and others tap the brakes and zombie up like the other media outlets.

Sooner or later, someone is bound to blink.

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Did You Know Obama Liked Rodeo?



Rodeo clown's Obama stunt at Missouri State Fair (1 of 2)



Rodeo clown's Obama stunt at Missouri State Fair (2 of 2



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In the circus of politics, the GOP has a Big Tent and the Democrats have all the clowns.

Rodeo Clown Mock-a-Thon

Posted by Molli Nickell, Granny Guerrilla on Aug 15, 2013




Once upon a time, a country of hard working and decent people were ruled by a spoiled, wet-behind-the-big-ears bully. His skin was so thin that any attempt to question his policies or mock him resulted in an instant attack. Pity the poor journalist who riled up President Thin Skin by making a joke about how his Dumbo ears could fly him around the country and save taxpayer dollars by not requiring the use of Air Force One. Quick as a wink, the reporter was accused, by lame-stream media and PETA, of insensitivity toward enormous and wrinkled mammals with large ears. He was henceforth forbidden to report on any animal event other than lemming cliff jumping in Alaska.
FLASHBACK TO 2008 when not-quite-President Thin Skin was campaigning and chatting with the regular folks on a residential street in small town, USA. A citizen, a regular Joe, was tossing a football around with his son on the front lawn. He politely asked a question that not-quite-President Thin Skin couldn’t quite answer. This unrehearsed, out-of-the blue, and unwelcome moment caused not-quite-President Thin Skin to suffer an enormous internal temper tantrum. Oh dear! He’d have to respond (without his teleprompter) to a question about what he meant by redistribution of wealth.
His fee-fi-foe-fumbled response made little sense. (In fact, it made him sound downright stupid.) He quickly fled the neighborhood and instructed his trolls to initiate a media blitz that would destroy this person for damaging his public image. Soon after, regular Joe became Joe the Plumber, an icon of courage to the masses, but a target to be slandered by the media trolls.
FAST FORWARD to an August, 2013 rodeo at the Missouri state fair. A rodeo clown created his own “Joe the Plumber” moment by swatting his broom at Brahman bulls while wearing a President Thin Skin mask.
The call went out, “destroy that nothing-burger-racist clown who dares to wear a President-Thin-Skin mask while chasing bulls around a rodeo arena. The nerve!
Lamestream media began their hatchet job which motivated the Missouri Governor and one State Senator to grovel and beg forgiveness. To avoid the wrath of President Thin Skin’s media lackeys, they banned the rodeo clown for life or until the cows come home (whichever comes last) and instituted sensitivity training for all rodeo personnel.
It became obvious that President Thin Skin and his minions had no clue as to why rodeos have clowns hanging around. They’d never seen a Brahman bull dump a bareback rider, then try to stomp or gore the cowboy into the dusty plain.
They’d never seen a rodeo clown entertain the crowd while broom whacking and distracting 2,500 pounds of pissed off Brahman bull long enough for the cowboy to get the heck out of Dodge (meaning the danger zone).
TO RECAP: Rodeo clowns protect cowboys from bulls. But, who protects the rodeo clown from media bullcrap?
But, as was happening more and more when President Thin Skin’s mouthpieces demanded political correctness . . . one citizen, then another spoke up. Then another and another until hundreds and thousands and millions of people reminded everyone in the country about their Constitution right to free speech and free expression.
“Listen up Pilgrims, we have the right to say what we want, and laugh when we want, and mock anybody when we’re in the mood. We can make fun of jackass and elephant politicians all day and all night if we’ve a mind to. The 1^st Amendment gives us that right. ”
Then somebody re-vised the lyrics to a famous western song from Frankie Laine (shared here with sincere apologies to Mr. Laine.)
“Mock um, mock um, mock um,
We have the right to mock um,
Got the first amendment on our side,
They will blame and cuss us,

Blame and kick and fuss fuss,
Keep that mockin comin,
Rawhide.
(If you’ve never heard of Frankie Laine or “Rawhide,” CLICK HERE to sing along and check out the pictures of a very young Clint Eastwood.)
So, then what happened?
All over the country, citizens exercised their rights to freedom of speech and mockery. They bought masks of President Thin Skin and other people they weren’t fond of and wore them to rodeos and baseball games and picnics and swim meets and soccer matches and gatherings at pizza parlors. The movement became a national Mock-a-Thon.
Sounds like a fun idea, doncha’ think? So, whose mask will you be wearing as you Mock-On?
Molli’s upcoming book, “Uncle SCAM Wants Your Money and Your Country,” will be available through this website and Amazon.com by August 30. A former publisher, Time-Life editor, motivational speaker, and author, Molli writes Politically Incorrect Fables to enlighten low-information voters, amuse and fire up patriots, and irritate progressives. To read additional fables and daily rants, visit her blog at www.grannyguerrillas.com

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‘Mock Obama Day’ may never end




‘Mock Obama Day’ may never end
Posted on August 20, 2013

He does make it easy. Check it out: It is a near-impossible task to determine which Obama-related antics generated the most mockery, cartoons, photoshopped images and jokes and hilarity on the Internet this past week. Where does one begin? With the rodeo clown, of course. Because: “Above all else, the devil cannot stand to be mocked.” – C.S. Lewis In support of freedom of speech and for the clown who was barred from appearing at a Missouri rodeo for wearing an Obama mask, Glenn and his sidekicks proclaimed Tuesday as “Mock Obama Day” on the Glenn Beck Radio Show. And they did, mercilessly, donning Obama masks and pink-bowed Minnie Mouse ears, which they wore for a good portion of the three-hour broadcast. Twitter quickly chimed in with thousands of #MockObamaDay tweets that continued for several days more.

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