Thread: America’s New Manifest Destiny: Jihad or Mexico Light?

John W. Lillpop





As an English-speaking Caucasian, I have learned to accept the fact that America is in transition and is likely to become less and less Anglican.

The only remaining issue seems to be the race between Islamofascists and Mexican illegal aliens. Which group will take over America and change things even more and forever?

Or will illegal aliens and Jihadists form a coalition of the “good-hearted, hard-working” with the criminally insane? Perhaps they will convert the United States into a Muslim version of Mexico—a Latino cesspool and terrorist state?

Before those hot-blooded Latinos and short-fused Islamic extremists merge into one big dysfunctional family, several pressing issues will need to be resolved. The major issues are:

* Will Arabic or Spanish be the national language? Or will they create a new language called Spanibic?

* Will the official national headdress be the sombrero or exploding turban?

* Will Mexican women be forced to shield their faces in public?

* Will Mexican parents be required to raise their children to be suicide bombers. Will Mexican teens be shipped to Israeli pizza parlors on missions for Allah?

* Will Mexicans have to buy prayer blankets, face east, and pray to Allah five times a day? In Arabic?

* Will Muslims set up employment vigils outside Home Depot stores?

* Will adulterous Mexican women be punished by being stoned to death—rather than being stoned with Tequila and drugs as enticement for adultery?

* Will Muslims celebrate with piñatas at Christmas? Will their piñatas be stuffed with explosives?

* Will Mexican martyrs be rewarded with 72 virgins upon reaching heaven? Where will God and or Allah find 72 Mexican virgins?

* Will commercial phone instructions ask you to Press 1 for Arabic, 2 for Spanish, or 3 for Arabic and Spanish language lessons?

All of this pessimism can be summarized in one simple question: How do you say Reconquesta in Arabic?


John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal

Good Questions!!

My comment is on the language.

I think it will wind up Arabispan. (Pron. a-rab'-a-span)

I do not see the Arabs settling for second fiddle and coming in on the end of the word, do you?