JOHN W LILLPOP
San Jose, CA

Recent political headlines reinforce a brutal truth: President Bush is neither a PR genius nor an orator.


Fact is, GW often comes across as unable to string two cogent thoughts together. He appears bewildered unless reading from a scripted message about how America is advancing freedom by invading Muslim nations and kicking the old rascals out-----and installing new, just ! as extreme, rascals.


Even more tragically, Bush’s muddled presentations mean superior conservative thinking is not being shared with the American people.



On vital issues like social security reform, domestic surveillance, the war on terror etc., conservatives clearly have the best solutions. But often those solutions are wasted, or ravaged by liberals acting in concert with their lying partners in the leftist-biased media.


All because President Bush can not articulate in a clear and convincing voice, understandable to the average American.


On other matters, like illegal immigration, PortGate and Harriet Miers, the president is both muddled and wrong. When Bush is promoting those wrong-minded notions, conservatives thank God that dyslexia afflicts even rich cowboys from Texas.


But there is some consolation for the President: He is reputed to be conversant in Spanish and in the not too distant future, illegal immigrants from Mexico will outnumber US citizens on the American side on the border.


At that happy day, at least GW will be able to remind the millions of squatters he is so fond of that they are a “good-hearted and hard-working” majority. In Spanish!


And the Mexicans will GRATEFULLY chant "Gracias, Meester Senor Boo-sh!"

And America will thus die without so much as a wimper.