Dear Mr. Bush,

Because MERRY Cxxxxxxxx is such a hostile, insensitive, and 20th centuryish expression that even the President of the United States refuses to use it in greeting his closest 1.5 million associates, let me wish you and Laura FELIZ NAVIDAD!


Although FELIZ NAVIDAD actually means Merry Cxxxxxx, even the ACLU will not complain because Spanish is ALWAYS politically correct. I trust you and Laura knew that when sending cards to the illegal immigrants on your White House mailing list.

Gracias and adios!


JOHN W LILLPOP
San Jose