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  1. 01-11-2007, 04:33 PM #1
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    Special Forces (USRSF)

    For your enjoyment!!!

    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


    Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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  2. 01-11-2007, 04:43 PM #2
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    Very good.
    Deportacion? Si Se Puede!
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  3. 01-11-2007, 04:46 PM #3
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    I know, it has nothing really to do with illegal immigration, but it is funny!

    Maybe they should do that on the border!!!!LOL
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  5. 01-11-2007, 04:53 PM #5
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    AmericanElizabeth, good one!

    Add one more line item in there about how they don't like dogs over there too!
    "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same results is the definition of insanity. " Albert Einstein.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainDog
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  7. 01-12-2007, 01:09 AM #7
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    COUNT THIS OLD INDIAN IN! WHERE DO I SIGN UP AT?
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