tends to make one dizzy and acerbic. You may send the results to your Senator if you wish.

Dear Senator,

RE: Your Rapacious Visa Games

The intended consequences of your Visa actions are to ensure than every American Citizen is unemployed. Undoubtedly you are clueless as to how many Citizens will be axed from their present jobs. Who cares about Americans-----let them eat cake.

You unrestrained compassion for foreign workers is truly touching.

There is a possibility I can better my opportunities for survival. I am applying for refugee status in Darfur.

Sincerely,