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03-28-2009, 12:11 PM #1
JOKE...
Why do illegal immigrants buy 'Cabbage Patch Kids' dolls?
Because they come with official birth certificates!!!
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03-28-2009, 12:36 PM #2
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LMAO!
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03-28-2009, 01:29 PM #3
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03-28-2009, 01:58 PM #5
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Thanks CarolinaMtnWoman! This made me laugh.
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03-30-2009, 08:11 PM #6
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03-30-2009, 08:20 PM #7
two crocodiles were sitting along the bank of the lake. the smaller one turned to the bigger i cant understand it we are the same age so we should be the same size. i just dont get it. well, said the big croc what have you been eating?politicians same as you replied the small croc
hmmmmm well where do you catch them? down on the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the capitol. how do you catch them?
well i will crawl under the car and wait for them to unlock the car door, then i jump out grab them by the leg and shake the sheeeeet out of them,and eat them up. thats the problem, you are not getting any norishment, by the time you finish shaking the sheeet out of a politician thers nothing left but azzzzzzhole and briefcase.Proud to be an AMERICAN
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03-30-2009, 08:23 PM #8
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Originally Posted by koobsterWe see so many tribes overrun and undermined
While their invaders dream of lands they've left behind
Better people...better food...and better beer...
Why move around the world when Eden was so near?
-Neil Peart from the song Territories&
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