I found this in the newspaper today and I had to pass it on.


Five surgeons are discussing the types of people on whom they like to operate on.

The first one says, "I like accountants because when you open them up everything is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, you should try electricians, everything inside is color coded."

The third one says, "no, I think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth chimes in, I like construction workers because these guys understand when there`s a few parts left over.

The fifth sugeon concluded, Your all wrong, Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have no brain, no heart, no guts, no spine and their head and their ass are interchangeable.