Thread: "Texas Highway Dept." LMAO

>
> A Texas Highway Department employee stopped at a farm and talked with an
> old farmer.
> He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.'
>
> The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there.'
>
> The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card and said, 'I
> have the authority of the State of Texas to go anywhere I want. Do YOU see
> this card? I will go wherever I wish.'
>
> So the old farmer went about his farm chores.
>
> It was not too much later and the farmer heard loud screams and yelling. He
> looked over and saw the Highway Dept. employees running for their lives and
> right behind them was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than
> a hornet's nest and was gaining on the employees at every step.
>
> The old farmer yelled out, 'Show him your card, Stupid.... Show him your
> card!!'

Good one. We need to keep our sense of humer. You replied nicely to my first post and welcomed me so I wanted to say Thank You.

Originally Posted by 256steves

Good one. We need to keep our sense of humer. You replied nicely to my first post and welcomed me so I wanted to say Thank You.

Your welcome "256steves" glad you enjoyed....thought the timing was good with all going on down in Texas and the Trans Texas Corridor!

Good one, SOSADFORUS...thanks!

Welcome aboard 256steves!

That is very funny. Thank you for the laugh.