Thread: Moving to Mexico? Do not forget your list of demands!

October 22, 6:07 PM

Bay Area Moderate Conservative Examiner
Dwight L. Schwab Jr.

I read a funny article the other day poking fun at the reality of illegal immigration in this country.

After I finished the piece, I sent it along to a multitude of friends on all sides of the issue. The amazing part of the whole reading and sending was the return reaction from other readers.

Almost unanimously, there was bittersweet agreement to the humorous approach the article took and the spirit of the author’s intent.

The truth was not lost on even the most vociferous champion of the illegal alien.

The following is a portion of the unknown author’s humor …. er ……truth:

Dear _________,

I enjoyed our conversation yesterday. As I mentioned, I’m moving to Mexico.

In preparation for this radical move for health reasons, I wrote the White House asking for their assistance. I’m planning to simply walk right across the border and I need their help in making my arrangements.

I plan to skip all legal stuff like visas, passports, migration quotas and laws. I’m sure those things are much the same as here. I’m sure somebody in the White House will contact Mexican President Calderon to let him know I’m coming.

Anyway, I made a list of things I will need once I arrive that include:

Free medical care.

• An English-speaking government bureauracracy for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

• All government forms in English.

• I will need all my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

• They’ll need to provide classes on American culture and history.

• I want my grandkids to see the American flag flying somewhere on school grounds to remind them of their REAL country.

• The kids will need free breakfast and lunch during school days.

• I will need a Mexican driver’s license so I can get to the polls fast when I vote.

• I will have a car in Mexico, but I don’t plan to have car insurance so I can save money to send back to my relatives in the U.S.

• I plan to fly the American flag proudly from my porch and put U.S. decals all over my car to show my country pride where I once lived. I’ll need English-speaking police officers to protect me if any of the natives resent my attitude toward my new home country.

• A nice job is a necessity. I do not plan to pay any taxes I can avoid being a non-citizen.

• [b] I will be sure to write many letters to the local media warning the locals to remain civil toward my “rogueâ€

Great Article!

A very good article cjbl2929. I'm going to forward it to everyone I know. Thanks!