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09-30-2008, 10:22 PM #1
VERY IMPORTANT INCITE INTO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAS
PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE TO READ AND FORWARD.
I WOULD PERSONALLY FIGHT TO THE DEATH IF A PRESIDENT AND CONGRESS WOULD FIGHT FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? ' My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
in Iraq
is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces
from Iraq
This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the
reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which
have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.
The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria,
Australia, and Poland are some
of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's
nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of
both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that, effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations
on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first
year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll
GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pou r money into third world
Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that
note, a word to terrorist organizations: Screw with us and we will hunt you
down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France
or maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany,
and Russia.
Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to
begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I
don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of
thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious
Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in
the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
pissing us off for a change.
Mexico
is also on List 2; its president and his entire corrupt government really need
an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around.
Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United
States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
st arting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take
care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an
environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a
country and move there.
It is time for America
to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world
has only earned us the undying enmity of just a bout everyone on the planet. It
is time to eliminate hunger in America
It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1,
a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you, and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak
Arabic.
God bless America.
Thank you and good night. '
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank
a soldier.
(Please forward t his to at least ten friends and see what happens! Let's get
this to every USA computer!)We should obey and enforce all our current immigration laws.
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09-30-2008, 10:37 PM #2
GREAT SPEECH!!!!! DOES PART TWO INCLUDE NO MORE WORK VISAS? A FENCE? JAILING OF WALL STREET BANKERS?
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09-30-2008, 10:46 PM #3
Secure the interior by E-Verifying all I-9s and immigrants; 287g program is used by every police house; punish and fine landlords and employers for not E-Verifying - their money makers.
ITIN based loans have to be paid in full before legal status of immigrants are going to expire.
Set up a program were Americans can report someone if they wonder if they are undocumented. The burden of proof should not be on the reporting party but on the person in question to prove they are legal resident of America.
Undocumented immigrant have no Right to Privacy. American taxpayers are not to be liable for debt of any immigrant.Join our efforts to Secure America's Borders and End Illegal Immigration by Joining ALIPAC's E-Mail Alerts network (CLICK HERE)
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09-30-2008, 11:27 PM #4
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While I would prefer our friendship be based on something other than the involvement of lack of involvement in the war - but some good ideas there.
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