#SelfDefenseInNY: Choose your Cuomo-approved useless weapon
Posted at 12:29 am on January 16, 2013 by Twitchy Staff | View Commentshttps://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...42_normal.jpegSmokeEater@SmokeEater1978
#SelfDefenseInNY Slap your attacker in the face with a cat.
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...42_normal.jpegSmokeEater@SmokeEater1978
#SelfDefenseInNY Assume the position for a crane kick like The Karate Kid.
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...51_normal.jpegK. Waddell@Kevo157
#SelfDefenseInNY Assume the fetal position.
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...d1e_normal.pngJames Em. (I-SC)@IWasHackedToo
#SelfDefenseInNY Call for help on ObamaPhone.
16 Jan 13
Now that Democratic N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo has piled on more ineffective gun control measures upon existing, ineffective gun control laws, New Yorkers are coming up with alternative methods of self defense. #SelfDefenseInNY is trending nationwide in the U.S. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry, but we’re sure glad we don’t live in New York.https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...44_normal.jpegMushupug@mushupug2
#SelfDefenseInNY Arm Yourselves twitpic.com/bvlylz
16 Jan 13
https://o.twimg.com/1/proxy.jpg?t=FQ...uUENq27v_PMEK8https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...e03_normal.jpgGalyn Jensen@Galynjen
#SelfDefenseInNY. Yell "NOT IT"
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...1a_normal.jpeg1st Black Nixon@1stBlackNixon
#SelfDefenseInNY Throw your empty purse at the rapist's head.
15 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...ba_normal.jpegRooster@FillYerHands
Okay, how about SIX rounds? #SelfDefenseInNY
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...670_normal.pngJP@JohnPPatterson
Wear an Obama 2012 t-shirt so potential thieves think you don't have anything. #SelfDefenseInNY
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...ife_normal.JPGShawn@Blindslick
#SelfDefenseInNY call in an ACME do it yourself defense kit. Works for Wiley Coyote fast in fantasyland. May work in NY fantasyland too!
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...2d4_normal.pngDavid Garth@DavidJGarth
#SelfDefenseInNY I will use really harsh language at you!
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images..._2__normal.jpgKathy in SC@KBinSC
#SelfDefenseInNYMake eye contact, bark like a dog, then growl, meow, chip like a bird, ask for a cookie, lick the wall, do a handstand!
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...f3_normal.jpegEnd of the Republic@PointlessPol
#SelfDefenseInNYPray someone's window unit AC finally gives way from up above
15 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...65_normal.jpegcandace crawford@candicanelane
#SelfDefenseInNY Throw a bagel at them & yell "Be gone!"
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...88_normal.jpegAmazing Grace@COTUSinPumps
#SelfDefenseinNY accept that you are a defenseless sheep and learn to love the wolves
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...35_normal.jpegISawRed@MrsAmphetamine
#SelfDefenseInNY The government. Bwahahaha
16 Jan 13
Reach for the assault soda! Oh, wait …https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...be_normal.jpegDawn Kennedy@Dawn_Kennedy2
#SelfDefenseInNY Throw a 44oz coke! Ice can bruise the eye and give you time to hail a cab! Wait...those a banned too.
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...gan_normal.JPGThe Right Wing M@TheRightWingM
#SelfDefenseInNY hand the thug, burglar, rapist, murderer a 32oz Big Gulp Soda, point & yell CRIMINAL!!!
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...f3_normal.jpegEnd of the Republic@PointlessPol
#SelfDefenseInNYScream out-loud "someone's smoking in public with a 20oz soda" to get the cops attention
15 Jan 13
Or just start dodging. Hey, it worked in the movies:https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...25e_normal.pngSeth@ElSethero
#SelfDefenseInNY - Dodge bullets Matrix status.
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...18_normal.jpegPaleolithiCon @bitterclingerpa
#SelfDefenseInNY Take a karate class, learn how to move like they do in The Matrix. Good work out & totally passive. Unrealistic, nah.
15 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...65_normal.jpegcandace crawford@candicanelane
#SelfDefenseInNY Use mind control to make their head explode
16 Jan 13
When all else fails, move out:https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...20_normal.jpegRebecca Ann@RebeccaAnn81
#SelfDefenseInNY Pack your bags and buy a one-way ticket to a Red State where you can still shoot the mother f-er who assaults you.
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...ee3_normal.pngNortheast Patriot@tcot_ne
#SelfDefenseInNY relocate from NY.
16 Jan 13
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...be_normal.jpegDawn Kennedy@Dawn_Kennedy2
#SelfDefenseInNY A moving truck bound for Texas.
16 Jan 13
Looks like Sean Hannity’s not alone.
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