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01-16-2013, 08:55 AM #1
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Democratic N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo has piled on more ineffective gun control measures
#SelfDefenseInNY: Choose your Cuomo-approved useless weapon
Posted at 12:29 am on January 16, 2013 by Twitchy Staff | View CommentsSmokeEater@SmokeEater1978
#SelfDefenseInNY Assume the position for a crane kick like The Karate Kid.
16 Jan 13
Now that Democratic N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo has piled on more ineffective gun control measures upon existing, ineffective gun control laws, New Yorkers are coming up with alternative methods of self defense. #SelfDefenseInNY is trending nationwide in the U.S. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry, but we’re sure glad we don’t live in New York.
1st Black Nixon@1stBlackNixon
#SelfDefenseInNY Throw your empty purse at the rapist's head.
15 Jan 13
JP@JohnPPatterson
Wear an Obama 2012 t-shirt so potential thieves think you don't have anything. #SelfDefenseInNY
16 Jan 13
Shawn@Blindslick
#SelfDefenseInNY call in an ACME do it yourself defense kit. Works for Wiley Coyote fast in fantasyland. May work in NY fantasyland too!
16 Jan 13
Kathy in SC@KBinSC
#SelfDefenseInNYMake eye contact, bark like a dog, then growl, meow, chip like a bird, ask for a cookie, lick the wall, do a handstand!
16 Jan 13
End of the Republic@PointlessPol
#SelfDefenseInNYPray someone's window unit AC finally gives way from up above
15 Jan 13
Amazing Grace@COTUSinPumps
#SelfDefenseinNY accept that you are a defenseless sheep and learn to love the wolves
16 Jan 13
Reach for the assault soda! Oh, wait …Dawn Kennedy@Dawn_Kennedy2
#SelfDefenseInNY Throw a 44oz coke! Ice can bruise the eye and give you time to hail a cab! Wait...those a banned too.
16 Jan 13
The Right Wing M@TheRightWingM
#SelfDefenseInNY hand the thug, burglar, rapist, murderer a 32oz Big Gulp Soda, point & yell CRIMINAL!!!
16 Jan 13
End of the Republic@PointlessPol
#SelfDefenseInNYScream out-loud "someone's smoking in public with a 20oz soda" to get the cops attention
15 Jan 13
Or just start dodging. Hey, it worked in the movies:PaleolithiCon @bitterclingerpa
#SelfDefenseInNY Take a karate class, learn how to move like they do in The Matrix. Good work out & totally passive. Unrealistic, nah.
15 Jan 13
candace crawford@candicanelane
#SelfDefenseInNY Use mind control to make their head explode
16 Jan 13
When all else fails, move out:Rebecca Ann@RebeccaAnn81
#SelfDefenseInNY Pack your bags and buy a one-way ticket to a Red State where you can still shoot the mother f-er who assaults you.
16 Jan 13
Looks like Sean Hannity’s not alone.
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01-16-2013, 11:20 AM #2
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