Thread: I just have one question?

Where can I sign up to become an Illegal alien ? I will save a TON of money

Let me know when you find out

No DMV fees,free medical care,welfare,education for my anchor kids. I can use multiple I.D's to escape detection,Including someone elses social security number (It's not against the law now) All of the kids that I have here are on the U.S taxpayers dime..... If i get pulled over for no license nothing will happen most of the time. I can probably call a friend to come pick up my car so I don't lose It. If i go to court for just about any crime the judge will probably let me go..... Whats not to like

Just go to mexico, pay for your new stolen identity and false documents and cross over the border.

Originally Posted by Kiara

Just go to mexico, pay for your new stolen identity and false documents and cross over the border.

I think I can go to the swap meet here In Fresno California this Sunday and get any document that I want. Then I can begin my "new" life on Monday : :P

And don't forget all the advocacy groups nationwide who will go to bat for you.... the un will step in if they think you are being sentenced for a crime you did commit and sympathetic liberals are ready to fund you in your plight. It's a great deal.

Originally Posted by topsecret10

I think I can go to the swap meet here In Fresno California this Sunday and get any document that I want. Then I can begin my "new" life on Monday : :P

"Yes all of those things are very nice, but you'd still be illegal and therefore fighting against yourself here at Alipac!"

Oh, don't worry-if you happen to be black or white you won't qualify to be a new reject...you must be a Latino!!!!!!! The race! Don't you know unless you're a member of the race you're inferior and all laws actually apply to you?

Originally Posted by sacredrage

Oh, don't worry-if you happen to be black or white you won't qualify to be a new reject...you must be a Latino!!!!!!! The race! Don't you know unless you're a member of the race you're inferior and all laws actually apply to you?

Oh yea, I almost forgot

Yes all of those things are very nice, but you'd still be illegal and therefore fighting against yourself here at Alipac

I would LOVE that. Topsecret fighting with himself. Topsecret vs Topsecreto. "You get outta my country, illegal." "This is my country now you stupid gringo." Do it T.S. Go to the other side and give yourself hell.