I thought this was funny as heck

http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/art ... 797675.htm

"This is in a nation that won two world wars and put men on the moon. The border fence would have been farther along if we'd just given the Minutemen a federal grant in the form of a gift certificate to Home Depot. (NYSE:HD)

So the next time you hear candidates for any office say they support border security, give them a post-hole digger and point 20hem toward Mexico"