Thread: The Blue Pigeon: we all need a laugh today

The Governonr of Arizona was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the state.

She could not remove the pigeons from the state. All of AZ was full of pigeon poop, the people could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.

It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to the capital and offered the governor a proposition.

'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to
the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'

The governor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of the state capital, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky.

All the pigeons saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop the capital.

The governor was very impressed. She felt the man and the blue pigeon had
performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid AZ of the plague of
pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the governor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, she did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.

The man accepted the money and told the governor to ask the ONE question.

Do you think the governor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the
pigeons away?

Do you think the governor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?

Do you think she is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?

Nooooooo!

The governor asked:

'Do you have a blue Mexican?'

You need to change this to Governor of Arizona, the Phoenix mayor seems to WANT illegal aliens.

done

Thanks. I needed that.