My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning GAS prices and ILLEGAL
immigrants: Whether to BOYCOTT oil companies or not; whether to provide
amnesty to ILLEGAL immigrants or not.

Since I have become jaded to various solutions proposed by the
Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, and ACLU...I have elected to solve
the problems as it affects both gas and illegal immigrant problems!

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They are plentiful and
cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos, so they have to go
home to spend it.

I love it when a plan comes together!