We were at a friends house this weekend enjoying a Christmas party.

We sipped on egg nog while the hostess stirred the punch with a spoon.

Suddenly the door opened and in walked George W. Bush.

George had a huge black vulture on his shoulder.

The hostess spun around and screamed at the top of her lungs, " Get that filthy disgusting creature out of my house! "

The vulture replied, " Are you sure? He is very well trained! "

The hostess responded, "Yes!"