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  1. 07-04-2006, 01:15 PM #1
    Dixie
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    Beware of OTMs this Holiday!

    Warning: OTMs

    This week I have encountered 3 unfriendly OTMs. The first two attacks were to my arms but the final assault was to my buttock. Let this be a warning to all. Beware of the Other Than Mosquitoes. Wear repellent this holiday season because the OTMs are abundant and they sneak up on you at night! The one on my tail is the size of a silver dollar and it really itches!

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  2. 07-04-2006, 01:21 PM #2
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    Ain't supposed to be runnin around outside with no britches on Dixie! (teasing)
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  3. 07-04-2006, 01:26 PM #3
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    Re: Beware of OTMs this Holiday!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie
    The one on my tail is the size of a silver dollar and it really itches!
    Dixie, I'm really concerned about your condition. Perhaps you should post a picture of this, so we can see whether or not you need medical treatment.

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  4. 07-04-2006, 01:43 PM #4
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    Tail?? are you the missing link?
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  5. 07-05-2006, 04:57 PM #5
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    Thank you for the much needed laugh Dix.
    Build the dam fence post haste!
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  6. 07-05-2006, 05:30 PM #6
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    bad,
    Your bad bad!

    andyt,
    I don't know about missing link but me thinks I'm special!
    Buttocks just sounded so Alabama Forest Gump, I couldn't bring myself to use buttocks.

    Crazybird,
    It's worse than that because it crawled in my britches with me and I didn't know it. Wasn't drinking either.

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    Your Welcome

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  7. 07-06-2006, 09:11 AM #7
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    Dixie...thanks for a much needed chuckle. Ya....sometimes those skeeters and chiggers and ticks can find their way into some private and strange places.
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