4 July 2005
Dear America,
Congratulations on your 229th birthday. I am glad that such a lady has lived so long. I mean no disrespect Lady Liberty, but I think you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. As I speak to you a copy of this conversation is being sent to General William T. Sherman, Theodore Roosevelt, Martin Luther King, Jr., Vernon Dahmer, Sam Houston, Fannie Lou Hammer, Booker T. Washington, Huey Long, Huey Newton, John and Robert Kennedy, Medgar and Charles Evers, General George Patton, Malcom X, Terry Anderson, and William with ALIPAC, Judy, FIVVE, ohflyinone, Barry Goldwater, Charlesoakisland, and all off the rest.

I hate to tell all the above that are no longer with us, but we have been remiss in taking care of what you left us. General Sherman, Sir, I am sorry that I have failed you. I take full blame because reading about you has meant more to me than you will ever know. You, Winston Churchill, and I have so much in common, and it has to do more with our frailties than our attributes. Mr. Dahmer, I am sorry that you gave your life for the blacks in this nation for voting rights and that we have underused this privilige. Dr. King, please forgive me and my fellow blacks for not making the dream that you gave your life for a reality. President Kennedy, I am sorry that your life was taken in Dallas, Texas on 22 November 1963 in BROAD DAY LIGHT. General Patton, thank you for inspiration to a green Army officer.

I wish that I could tell you that everything is O.K. and that you can rest easy. However, I do not lie and I will not start now. We have invaded by an insidious force from Mexico. I know that you may not understand. When yall all left, we started smoking crack, aborting our children, and we took God out of the schools. Oh yeah, we finally saw the military industrial complex that General Eisenhower spoke of. I know that no one else will tell you this day, so please indulge me.

There is no reason for me to go into alot of things as I know that each of you are looking down from heaven on us. So, rather deal with the reasons, I will deal with the solution. We here in TEXAS are going to have to step forward once again, and we will not allow your work to be in vain.
We have decided to take back our country. We are going to take it back in the most non-politically correct, a foreing concept to each of you, that it can be done in. We are talking succession again because America needs TEXAS more than we need them. We are more violent now than we were in 1836 when we gainged independence from our enemy. They have waged a war of infiltration on us and we did not ask for it. However, we must now handle it. I pray that you all will be with us. Dr. King, I respected your non-violent approach to dealing with the race issue in the 50's and 60's. But sir, your battle turned out to be much more feasible because you were dealing with other Americans. The battle that we face is of a much more virulent nature. We have to turn the tables for the the survival of this nation that you all gave us. We in TEXAS, the center of the known universe, have decided that we must take the brunt of the heat. The people of Californication eat quiche and drink Napa Valley wine. The people of Colorado live in a santcuary state. Mississippi is calm. Arkansas has sold us out. Vermont is unaffected. North Carolina is in the fight with us. Kentucky is not what it used to be because of "hillbilly heroin". New Mexico is led by Bill Richarson, so they are useless. So, we will have to kick it off. You know we TEXANS. We have had enough. In case the Heaven Gazette has not run a feature, there are new Minutemen in town. They came down to Goliad and met with us. However, I am not sure that know who they are dealing with. They are in your mode Dr. King. They believe in peace. As you know, we DO NOT. We fought with our enemy to a bloody and tragic end. We WON!!! Now, they want to fight again. We existed with them along the Rio Grande for 169 years. Only in the last few months have they declared they have defeated us. It would be comical if they were not so vehement in this assertion. We are going to try to deal with it in as peaceful manner as we know how. I do not hold out much hope for that tactic though. The enemy has morphed into gangsters and our government is acting like feminized zombies. Girly men. We are in a war without one single 5 star general. Our military is being lead by West Point Wonders, Power Point Pilots, and gutless cowards. Prescott Bush's grandson is our "leader". He is manical and heartless. Our border patrol has been convicted of harboring women from the enemies camp, taking bribes, and TREASONOUS ACTS. We don't study history anymore. The black kids think that Martin Luther King, Jr. is the name of a street in South Dallas, Ft. Worth, Houston, San Antonio, and Austin. White kids are on Ritalin by age EIGHTT, and we have aborted our future. We have pay per view porn, microwave ovens, remote controls for our t.v.'s, and we want instant gratification. There are few real men among the 280 million of us. Thank you Alexander Hamilton, but our money is no longer backed by gold. Richard Nixon did away with that when he was on his way to invite China to take over our nation. They now stand poised to do just that. Our corporate leaders like Jack Welch are gone. We now have Tyco, Enron, and Worldcom single digit, low frequency, criminals that are not only a threat to themselves but to the world. I miss you John Gotti, Meyer Lansky, Dutch Schultz, and Bugsy Siegal. I got the lessons and I will use them. Dr. Pastuer, we had done away with T.B. The enemy carries it into our schools, churches, and eating joints. Thomas Dewey, we have MS-13 in America today, but we have spineless U.S. Attorneys. Elliot Ness, we have drugs everywhere. Judge Roy Bean, we have mexicans that are given future dates to show up at court instead of your JUSTICE. Now it is JUST US. Ohflyingone is frustrated. Judy is bringing the knowledge. William is making sure that we retain our honor. He does not suffer foolishness. Charlesoakisland did his deal in Viet Nam and really does not want to talk about war ANYMORE. Florence Nightingale, we have had hospitals closed because of our enemy. Betsy Ross, they burn your flag.
We have a date with destiny on 1 October 2005. We are angry, sad, disappointed, depressed, anxious, and fearful. We need for you all to help us. Booker T. Washington, we have forgotten about "casting down our buckets where we are". We sell crack and weed and live off welfare. I am so sorry. We have SUV's and $3.00 gasoline. Single moms work two jobs. The men are in the pen or Iraq. We must end this. The Second American Revolution is in the works. I will do my part. Others will walk away because of cowardness, too many frequent flyer miles to give up, and wanting to be diplomants without portfolio. General MacArthur, we shall return. President Kennedy, we now ask what our country can do for us
and could care kess what we can do for our country. I am truly sorry. But the same state that took your life will lead what is left of your nation in defeating our enemy. I PROMISE. Forgive me. I can't take up all your time. Rest assured that TEXAS will handle up. New York, a.k.a northeast TEXAS, Montana, a.ka. northwest TEXAS, and the other parts of TEXAS that have names like Illinois will follow our lead. The fight falls to us. We will not fail you. You gave your lives that we might have the nation we have. You did not die in vain. Tim McGraw, you are right: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY SAY GROWN MEN DON'T CRY.