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    Senior Member sippy's Avatar
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    A Good Joke for the Day

    Enjoy this joke with a smile!


    Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off-ramp each holding a sign.

    Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

    Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign."

    I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support.

    "Now look at mine." Carlos looks at Jose's sign.

    I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico
    "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same results is the definition of insanity. " Albert Einstein.

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    LOL!!!!!! All in the message I guess......
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    Ha ha ha! Nice one! I love it!
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    LOL!!!

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    It reminds me of this....

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeezil
    http://www.brandens.net/files/Sounds/CLIPS/AUSTIN4.WAV

    lol.....

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    Thanks.

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    lol lol lol
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