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09-04-2007, 06:52 PM #1
Contemporary Quiz on Illegal Aliens
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Contemporary Quiz on Illegal Aliens
Satire By John W. Lillpop
With the debate over illegal immigration heating up again, here is a quiz to measure one's liberal quotient on this vital issue.
Liberal quotient, of course, is the exact opposite of ''intelligence quotient."
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I. Illegal Aliens are :
( ) Desperately needed by liberals to win elections.
( ) A misnomer. They are actually Undocumented Democrats!
( ) Mexico’s chief export.
( ) Not a threat to U.S. homeland security. Why would foreign peasants threaten the land of welfare, food stamps, and free health care?
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II. Border security should be:
( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce.
( ) Ignored, because tight borders might upset Jeb Bush's wife.
( ) Turned over to Felipe Calderon in the name of diversity.
( ) Used to keep Republicans out of the United States.
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III. The proposed fence between the United States and Mexico is:
( ) A terrific idea, if built by firms owned by women and minorities.
( ) Unconstitutional. It discriminates against invaders too fat to scale a fence.
( ) “Porkâ€
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