Thread: Need health care coverage? Just dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare’s national hotli

The Daily Caller
10/03/2013


Need health care coverage? Just dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare’s national hotline

Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-****YO to reach the next available health-care provider.

Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.

After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is:

1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).

That’s 1-800-****YO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s tragically shortened middle finger.

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius launched a media campaign this week to propagandize the transformative health-care overhaul. She compared the sweeping, coercive law that gives government huge power over the health-care industry to an iPhone system update.

“Everyone just assumes, “Well, there’s a problem, they’ll fix it, we’ll move on,’” Sebelius said about Apple’s iOS updates. “And like many of their customers, I put the ‘new’ system on my phone and went on my merry way, but it was just a reminder that we’re likely to have some glitches. We will fix them and move on. Is this a sign that the law is flawed and failed? I don’t think so. I think it’s a sign that we’re building a piece of complicated technology. We want it to work. We want it to work right. We’ve got an incredible team working 24/7 to do just that.”

“Hopefully they’ll give us the same slack they give Apple,” Sebelius said, according to the Wall Street Journal.

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Screwed? Confirmed! Don’t miss hilarious national Obamacare phone number [pic]

Posted at 9:57 am on October 3, 2013 by Twitchy Staff | View Comments

Gail Trask @GailTrask
@TwitchyTeam @michellemalkin No joke - Obamacare national phone # is 1-800-3(F) 1 8(U) - 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O)!
9:11 AM - 3 Oct 2013

Serious You Guys, you can’t make this stuff up.

Lachlan Markay @lachlan
Fun fact: if you exclude the 1 (no associated letters), the federal Obamacare hotline is 1-800-****-YO https://www.healthcare.gov/blog/questions-call-us/ …
7:33 PM - 2 Oct 2013

Jon Passantino ✔ @passantino
How To Never Forget The National Obamacare Hotline Phone Number http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/how-to-never-forget-the-national-obamacare-hotline-phone-num …
8:21 PM - 2 Oct 2013

How To Never Forget The National Obamacare Hotline Phone Number

By Hunter Schwarz @hunterschwarz
If there are children around, you're going to want to ask them to leave.

BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed

Conservatives United @ConservUnited
Kathleen Sebelius gave out the national ‘ObamaCare hotline’ on MSNBC earlier today. The phone number is... http://fb.me/2o2A4aEfV
12:30 AM - 3 Oct 2013

Tony Montana @tonybalogna
ROFL! The national phone number for the Obamacare help center is 1-800-318-2596. That is 1-800-F1UCK-YO hahahaha.
11:37 PM - 2 Oct 2013

Conservative Voice @ConservativeVox

I dialed it, it's 100% true. #Obamacare phone is 1800F---YOU. That seems about right for how #Obama loves the USA: http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2013/10/02/obamacares-national-hotline-1-800-f-you/ …
11:18 PM - 2 Oct 2013

Could it be more apropos? Well, at least it is truthful for once.

Joe the Dissident @joethepatriotic
Unbelievable, but True! >>> Obamacare’s National Hotline Phone Number? 1-800-F…You http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2013/10/02/obamacares-national-hotline-1-800-f-you/ …
1:18 AM - 3 Oct 2013

So, there’s that.

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Obamacare’s National Hotline? 1-800-F…You

POSTED AT 7:24 PM ON OCTOBER 2, 2013 BY DUANE PATTERSON

Sometimes, you just have to laugh. Yesterday, HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius made the MSM blitz by announcing the website, glitches and all, and the national call-in center, which is 1-800-318-2596. Now to make this work, you have to skip the 1, because on a phone keypad, no letters are assigned to the number 1. But spell out the rest, and this is what you get.
1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).
Tragically, the federal government, with all their power, couldn’t trade the 1 out for another 8 at the end. Then, the President’s true sentiment towards all of you would be much plainer.
Then again, they’ve really never been that subtle, have they?

http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives...e-1-800-f-you/

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Naughty number? Obamacare hotline’s vulgar suggestion

COMMENTS (21)
By Jennifer Harper
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The Washington Times
Thursday, October 3, 2013

Dialing for depravity? There’s more than a glitch involved in the great national campaign to get Americans to sign up for Obamacare. The new toll-free consumer number associated with the Affordable Care Act uses an unfortunate sequence of numbers that unfortunately spells out 1-800-F***-YO.The number was set up by the Department of Health and Human Services, which has offered no acknowledgement or comment so far.First spotted by the sharp-eyed Washington Free Beacon writer Lachlan Markay, the revelation quickly circulated from one gleeful news organization to the next, including the Drudge Report, BuzzFeed, the Daily Caller, Hot Air and The Blaze.“Obamacare hotline number sums up Obama’s message to the U.S.,” declared BizPac Review, a Florida-based news site.It doesn’t much help to learn that some public outreach for Obamacare consumers includes the promise of a free smartphone.The Nashville Business Journal reports that Community Health Alliance, the Obamacare health insurance co-op in Tennessee, is using the allure of an LG Lucid 2 4G smart phone, a phone plan and tech support, “included as a cost of their health plan benefits.”The phone plan includes unlimited talk, unlimited texting and 1.2GB of data.

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Seriously, this is the real phone number!