Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through
Immigration.

The Officer said "Pedro, you have passed all the
tests, except there
is
one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the
U.S."

Pedro said, " I am ready."

The officer said "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink
and Green."

Pedro thought for a few minutes and said "Mister
Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said "Go ahead."

Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green,
and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Pedro.'"

Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood
near you.