John McCain – Depressed, Frustrated and Ignored – The Solution: The Door

Posted by: Rick Wells Posted date: October 30, 2013 In: Blog Posts, News


Meghan McCain, daughter of the party-neutral senator from the State of Arizona, recently revealed in an interview some of the difficulties her dad is going through. He’s “depressed” and “frustrated,” according to his little girl.
That’s to be expected, it’s been a tough slog this session. Little Johnny had his heart set on a new war for Christmas and now he’s going to have to make do with some of his old ones for another year. John’s particularly upset by the fact that the conservative Republicans, or as he likes to call them, “the stupid people” in politics didn’t blindly follow his enlightened lead.
Sen. McCain’s depression is not the kind of thing that you can simply say a couple of “Allahu Akbars” and everything will be all better. His problem runs much deeper, all the way to the conservatives in the Republican Party.
Especially offensive are those upstart newcomers who have dared to challenge him rather than sit quietly until spoken to, as good little junior senators are supposed to do. And don’t even get him started about the “Wacky Bird House.” Things are even more out of control over in that chamber.
In John’s perfect world, everybody is a moderate. Moderates and mavericks make his world go ‘round. He even considers his colleagues in Al Qaeda to be moderates. Whether applying moderate pressure on the trigger, chopping heads with moderate sized machetes, or using moderate amounts of explosives in their mid-size car bombs, they are steady and dependable.
Conservatives, on the other hand, throw everything into disarray by standing up in the face of the gentlemen’s club which is Congress, destroying decorum and generally just gumming up the works.
John’s plans for a Democrat Voter Amnesty have been put in serious, perhaps fatal, limbo as a result of the fight over the debt ceiling. His ally, B. Hussein Obama was counting on him to come through, and John may have failed. It would be a huge victory for the American people, but that isn’t what is important. John and Barry have an agenda.
So naturally, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee and Louis Gohmert, the point men of what Megyn describes as the “hyper-conservative wing” of the Republican Party, must be dealt with. They had the audacity to allow the people’s business to get in the way of Washington giving the people the business. The gentlemen in the club must see to it that this is not repeated. McCain laments, “it won’t be easy.”
He and Meghan were playing their favorite game at home the other night, just to try to snap John out of his doldrums. The game is called “Reaching RINOs.” They been playing the game for decades and it has never failed to bring John around in the past. He and Meghan sit in chairs, side by side about three feet apart. They take turns pretending to reaching across an imaginary aisle and repeating the phrase, “Democrats, RINOs, everybody else blows.” It’s great fun and until this week, had never failed to bring John around. It’s obvious those Republican conservatives have really gotten to him this time.
Meghan says she hasn’t seen her dad this badly depressed since the 2008 election. That’s good for him. I’ve had a steady bout throughout the entire period since the election, and her anti-American daddy is not making things any better.
McCain isn’t without options, though. If he is as depressed as Meghan claims, there are an abundance of retirement homes in Arizona, many featuring a wide array of colorful anti-depressants to make your doddering last years more pleasant. The American people would certainly breathe and rest a lot easier in the knowledge that John is playing dominoes in his pajamas somewhere.
What a relief it would be to know that there is one less threat lining up against us. John McCain could do a lot to enhance our national psyche and our national mental health. Please, John, for the sake of America, do the right thing.


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