Thread: President Bush, Let Us Help You Be President

If you would just listen to us, your job would be so much easier. Why do you listen to Karl Rove? He is not "AMERICA". WE are America.

After 9/11, you should have secured the borders, on 9/12. But you did nothing.

After the beheadings started you should have given them more shock and awe. But you did nothing.

Why does my child have a Koran Club at his school?

Why did we have to leave my husband's hometown like refugees in our own country, nearly homeless with three children, because we only spoke English fluently?

Why do you leave our children vulnerable when you know what happened to the school in Russia could happen here at any time?

Why do you want to infringe on our rights by demanding that all children be given mental health tests? Would you have liked it if Bill Clinton had demanded that of your children? Would you have agreed?

Why do you let people who could have diseases come right into America, when the potential for grave illness or even death could happen to the American people and children? How much will that end up costing the government?

Why do you call good Americans who are trying to get the point across to you that our borders need protection, "vigilantes"? Why don't you realize that they deserve The Medal of Freedom?

Why do you act as though your "friendships" with people are MORE important than the American people themselves?

Why is it so common to come to America illegally that my friend informed me that her in-laws will be arriving soon to live in the U.S. illegally as though it was as normal and typical as an afternoon thunderstorm? And, what do you suggest that I say to them?

Why did I go to the emergency room for a possible broken ankle and the doctor was with me for literally 2 minutes, they took an xray and it cost, $1, 500.00? It was sprained and I went home. Am I paying for all the health care costs generated by illegal aliens?

Why do you go to meetings with groups such as La Raza, meaning "the race", when you would never think of attending a meeting with a group called "The Anglo", and no one would ever think of asking you to? Why is it okay to you, for some people in America to be racist?

Why do you tell the Iraqi's that you will do everything to protect their culture and traditions while you try to bring democracy, when in your own country you do NOTHING to protect our culture, language and traditions?

Why don't you put the well-being of America as number one on your agenda.

Why don't you do a better job, for the people who believed in you, and trusted in you to be a great American President?

One last question, Mr. President, before we can help you. Are you really American? Because some people think that you may be Mexican, and just pretending to be an American. Are YOU illegal, Sir? If so, I'm afraid there are no guest worker positions allowed for your position.

Please let us know if we can be of further assistance. Oh, yes, ah one more small detail. The American people would like to begin mental health testing of any and all persons holding sensitive positions regarding our country. This will be mandatory starting tomorrow. Oh, one other slight thing Sir, it will include the family, both the immediate and the extended family as well.....and any friends of yours who we think could visit our White House from time to time. Pets are exempt until further notice. That will be all, Mr. President.

Does anyone know if President Bush has a good sense of humor


I'm getting braver by the day

But there's still an itsy bitsy bit of sheeple left in me