*TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGALS AREN'T WELCOME IN AMERICA:

10. You have shown that you are more than willing to break the law, and involve your children in doing so. This is a red flag, and no amount of rationalization changes that fact.

9. You refuse to acknowledge the logic of the fact that America the country is finite; there is a limit to what we can take as a population. This shows you to be a poor people with whom to try to reason and work.

8. You abandoned your land because of poor living conditions, but see no problem in turning America into Mexico take 2 by your massive numbers and by lowering the standard of living for those of us already here. Again, this lack of reasonable intelligence is a problem for a land that deals greatly in the areas of logic and reason.

7. Your biggest justification seems to be that there are already so many of you here, so we should look the other way. I'm sorry your mothers failed to teach you the time-tested adage, "If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?" Your mothers' failings are her own... we are not responsible for it, and you need to grow up.

6. THIS IS NOT MEXICO. You lost the war 160 years ago, and with it you lost the land. You are just going to have to finally get over it; those states are ours, and have been for a century and a half. You are NOT going to get them back, so suck it up and grow up.

5. You have proven that when the going gets tough in your own land, you will abandon ship rather than fight for what is rightfully yours. We don't need anymore fair-weather Americans; the halls of Congress are already lousy with those types. That is weak and pitiful, and we don't want such easily-swayed fools here.

4. You appear to love the concept of America, but are unwilling to demand that the land of your birth change to the people's will. This shows a lack of resolve, patriotism, and willingness to put your money where your mouth is. That makes for a lousy American; how can we count on you to fight for us when you weren't even willing to fight for your own land?

3. You are only too willing to throw the word "racist" around, and America has been decimated enough by the unreasonable power that education, hippies, and the Hippy Press have given that word. It is a gutless attempt to disarm Americans, and it won't work. There are simply too many of us who have chosen to give that word no power anymore.

2. The MinuteMen are growing, and the more you rally, the faster they grow. This is not a threat, it is a promise. Americans, unlike illegals, will fight for their land. You need to go home and study that concept, and then have a "chat" with Fox.

1. And the number 1 reason that you aren't welcome here? Because it's wrong. It's wrong to break the law, it's wrong to demand what is both illogical and unreasonable, it's wrong to abandon one country and then demand that your new one submit to you rather than you to it, and it's wrong to suck our welfare and education programs dry just so you don't have to face your failures back in Mexico. And make no mistake; Mexico's current status is the fault of a people who have done nothing to change it. That is despicable.

So while the ghost of the world's greatest terrorist--Arafat--haunts your homeland, the time is fast approaching when you need to again be beaten like you stole something. But someone should have told you: WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS; WE HUNT THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM. Illegals, you have aligned yourself with terrorists--you are now fair game in the war on terrorism. That's right, I said it. Whatever it is you're here to steal, it's NOT going to be America. Unlike you, we will fight for our land.