Good news on the war against illegal squatters: Seems as though rumors of large-scale roundups for deportation back to the 3rd world are circulating.

The result? Macho men reduced to mush. 'Brown Power' turned yellow.

Either way, this is truly great news. Perhaps it will cause some of those squatting here illegally to retreat back to Mexico.

Or it may help by sending a stern message to would-be squatters still in Mexico: US agencies are finally enforcing the law on this side of the border. Do not bother invading.

Here at home, the 'fear factor' produced an immediate, positive result: Cinco de Mayo day ceremonies were significantly scaled back or cancelled altogether.

Terrific! Although promoted as a day of 'cultural' pride, in reality Cinco de Mayo often ends in massive public drunkenness and vandalism, with American taxpayers absorbing huge costs in order to restore law and order.

To all Democrats, the ACLU and RINOs on the wrong side of this issue: Dispense with teary-eyed lamentations about the awful suffering endured by poor illegal squatters forced to live in fear and shadows.

Illegal squatters have NO moral, legal or spiritual basis for being here and SHOULD live in fear.

Just like a fugitive bank robber or other common criminal, squatters SHOULD tremble every time the phone rings or someone knocks on the door.

To right-thinking American patriots on the right side of this issue: Good work. Let's keep that rumor mill jammed-full.