Thread: Guide for illegals returning to Mexico

give them a bill that they owe the government this much money for
haveing kids at hospitals
welfare
food stamps
section 8 houseing.

And tell them to pick up the trash they brought over here

Originally Posted by americangirl

I think that every departing illegal alien headed back to Mexico should be given a "bon voyage" package. That package would contain:

1. A copy of U.S. Immigration laws, and the penalties of breaking them.
2. An autographed picture of Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
3. A copy of Tom Tancredo's book: "In Mortal Danger" (the Spanish version, of course).
4. An itemized bill for services rendered and paid for by U.S. taxpayers while the illegals were residing illegally in the U.S.
5. A U.S. Birth Certificate marked "null and void" for every child born to a parent or parents residing in the U.S. illegally.

And last but defintely not least....a lovely pair of pink underwear

I totally agree :P

Americangirl Writes:

1. A copy of U.S. Immigration laws, and the penalties of breaking them.
2. An autographed picture of Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
3. A copy of Tom Tancredo's book: "In Mortal Danger" (the Spanish version, of course).
4. An itemized bill for services rendered and paid for by U.S. taxpayers while the illegals were residing illegally in the U.S.
5. A U.S. Birth Certificate marked "null and void" for every child born to a parent

We should throw in a box of condoms as well just to avoid any potential accidents that may occur. We wouldn't want them to get any ideas about hoisting one more anchor which could delay their departure.

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Tom is really great. Everything he does is right on the money. I am a guy, but I have to say I love Tom Tancredo.