Thread: Take Down the Bird Feeder!

Take Down the Bird Feeder
The analogy is absolutely right on. Maxine tells it like it is!!!!



I bought a bird feeder. I hung
it on my back porch and filled
it with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a
week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the tile, everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.


And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be.... quiet, serene
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let's see-----
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor;
your child's 2nd grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than 'Old Glory' are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!

How many times do I have to scream, "DUPLICATE!!!"?

Just did it 3 weeks ago...a couple weeks before that...and about a month before that...

Sincerely,

The Nasty Screaming Dupe Monster

********* WILL IT EVER GET BETTER ***********

***************NO**************

******NOT UNTIL WE THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE WAKE UP*****

DEPORT THE MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN BIRDS

mrrabbit: ok, jUST SSEEEEING thiS foR THe FIrsT tiME... how was it listed all the other time...mrrabbit

How would anyone know to search under; Search Term = barbecue

I will be going and reading everyones post, thank you for the other posts

http://www.alipac.us/ftopict-121768-bar ... l+barbeque
http://www.alipac.us/ftopict-114474-bar ... l+barbeque

Search Term = barbecue

...i.e., the Alipac search engine works just fine.

Originally Posted by vmonkey56

********* WILL IT EVER GET BETTER ***********

***************NO**************

******NOT UNTIL WE THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE WAKE UP*****

mrrabbit: ok, jUST SSEEEEING thiS foR THe FIrsT tiME... how was it listed all the other time...mrrabbit

This is at least the 14th time - three times in the last 1.5 months alone.

Just use a unique word from the article in the search engine - only took me maybe 8 seconds to find the first three - usually I know its a dupe without searching.

Also it qualifies as promoting SPAM:

1. The story and unknown source reference keeps changing.
2. Each time it is posted, our members fail to indicate who or where they got it from.

When you pass creative or ingenious stories around that are not sourced, or what amounts to urban legend - THAT ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO PASS IT AROUND - you are participating in SPAM.

Should anyone pass it on by adding something like "Look what I saw at ALIPAC" in the subject or body - not only will ISPs tired of seeing this clog their mail server implement a block on the content alone - but they will also lookup ALIPAC known associated DNS information and institute a DNS block with anti-spam services.

The ISPs who do so effectively block their users - who might be Alipac member awaiting bonified Alipac email alerts - from receiving them.

This harms Alipac's ability to effectively alert members of upcoming needed action via email.

Moderators - please lock or delete this thread entirely.

Geeze, Im sorry. I hadn't seen it before, but forgot to check for dupe.

You can unwad panties now.

This is a good read for sure SicNTired.

Thank you for reporting this duplicate, however the tone of the reporting needs to be more civil, and accomplished through the proper reporting procedures.

Duplicates can be lessened by using the Alipac search for title, author, key words. If you have problems with this, then use a search engine such as "google" to search further, but type in "alipac" with the title or other key words to see if it shows up here.

We want to lessen duplicates, but let's help each other to learn how to do this correctly.

Have a good day!

This thread is locked.