Thread: AZ: Illegal immigrants struck by lightning

Illegal immigrants struck by lightning

3:39 pm

Web Producer: John Glenn

ELGIN (KGUN9-TV) - Two men who crossed the border illegally near Parker Canyon Lake were struck by lightning Tuesday afternoon.

According to a Border Patrol spokesperson, the men, ages 26 and 32, called 911 and made the claim.

Agents found them around 6 p.m. and took them to the Sonoita Border Patrol station, where they were examined by emergency responders from the Sonoita-Elgin Fire Department.

Amazingly, the two suffered only minor burns and were taken by ambulance to University Medical Center in Tucson where, at last check, they were listed in stable condition.

http://www.kgun9.com//127488358.html

The two men- will be released as soon as sympathetic American citizens can enroll them in WIC, welfare and get them a monthly Social Security check.

I mean, after all, it was an American lightning bolt that struck them> Right??????

misterbill: Don't forget the Dream Act. They will need a free education to go along with their welfare check.

You're both forgetting subsidized/free housing.

that's most of it--but-what about affirmative action status to place them high on the list to work in American government jobs?

Originally Posted by Ratbstard

You're both forgetting subsidized/free housing.

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Protection from deportation and free legal aid doesn't hurt either.

Then there's full support from the Justice Department, Congress, and the Senate ..

And might even appear on Oprah show.

Originally Posted by duckman

And might even appear on Oprah show.

AND YOU GET A NEW CAR, AND YOU GET A NEW HOUSE, AND YOU GET...