Thread: Illegal Immigrants Find New Way To Cross Border Via Fed-Ex Air (satire)

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Does anyone know the conclusion of this story or the 8000+ illegal aliens?

Illegal Immigrants Find New Way To Cross Border Via Fed-Ex Air



April 12, 2016

Just yesterday, FedEx employees discovered over 8000 illegal immigrants shoved into 410 large wooden crates on their Airbus A-310.

“There were about 20 people in each wooden crate. I have no idea how they fit so many in each one,” said Dave Rodriguez, FedEx employee. “They literally took up the whole damn plane.

Adults, children, pets, even chickens. We found like 50 chickens.”

Just darting across the US/Mexico border by foot or trying to figure out how to climb a 800 ft wall isn’t really on the list of options anymore for people fleeing their home country of Mexico.

Illegal immigrants say they have to get a little bit more creative if Donald Trump is going to be the new president of the United States, but this attempt was a complete fail.

“We’re trying to figure out how to get them back to Mexico. Transporting 8000 illegal immigrants back to the border will be no easy task. We’ve asked the government for financial assistance to help with this issue. We’ve also asked for permission to keep them a couple weeks. We have work that needs to get done around here.”

FedEx is still awaiting approval from the government.

http://straightstoned.com/illegal-immigrants-find-new-way-cross-border-via-fed-ex-air/

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These people ain't right. We do not want them here. Oh my God, it's just disgusting.

GET THEM ALL OUT. GET THEM ALL OUT OF HERE NOW.

This is all arranged by the drug cartels. Get real. This isn't about "better lives". This is about running drugs for the cartels.

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1) Load up crates back onto plane
2) Turn plane right back around
3) Reach altitude of 10,000 feet
4) Open door and release the cargo


This is coming from NOTSTONED stop the invasion.

Edited title to reflect 'satire.' Thank you JohnDoe2.

"Live Cargo" anywhere on the crates?

Oh geez, another fake news. What is wrong with these people who do that?!!