Obama Creates Pandering Oxymoron: Law-abiding Illegal Aliens!

By John W. Lillpop

After nearly eight years of W-speak, in which the English language has been routinely mangled beyond recognition, one might expect a clean and articulate Barack Obama to bring dignity back to public discourse.

Most regrettably, Barack Obama has decided that trolling for votes through traitorous pandering is more important than precise speech.

Thus, his recent pledge of amnesty for “law-abiding illegal aliens.â€