Thread: Oh Great Just what we need More Aleins in Vegas

Sorry: Think we need a little jocularity around here

Our newsroom gets dozens of press releases every day from people who think they've got a good story for us. But we've never seen a "media alert" quite like this one. It says: "Beginning next week, spaceships will appear overLas Vegas," summoned on-demand by a man who claims he's in touch with an alien power. News 3's Steve Crupi reports.

This sounds strangely reminiscent of "The Amazing Kreskin." Thee years ago Kreskin got worldwide attention when he predicted that UFO's would appear over Las Vegas . But no surprise, it turned out to be a publicity hoax. Now, we have a man who calls himself a prophet, predicting alien activity, and he swears this is no hoax.

From the driveway of his downtown apartment, Ramon Watkins is waiting for UFOs. "There are spaceships right now, parked around the planet." On his web site, he goes by the name Prophet Yahweh and says the existence of extraterrestrial life will soon become obvious to everyone. "I know you guys are skeptical, and I don't blame you man." He has a computer filled with home videos that he claims prove his power to summon strange objects in the sky. And he says within the next 45 days something big is coming. "At least one of those days a gigantic spaceship is to set up over Las Vegas for a day and a half."

Watkins tried to give us a demonstration of his abilities, but we watched and waited, and all we saw was an airplane.

"We tried, it's a no-show."

Watkins says the aliens won't attack us the way they do in the movies, but he says their intentions are anything but friendly. "And they're here, to take over, it's just that simple.""Should people be taking shelter and running away from Las Vegas if the ships are coming?"

Kreskin got it wrong three years ago; Prophet Yahweh says stay tuned, he is on a mission to prove all skeptics wrong. Ramon Watkins says he will be discussing his UFO prediction at length when he appears as a guest on Coast-To-Coast, a radio talk show, Friday night.
http://www.kvbc.com/Global/story.asp?S= ... v=15MVaNTC

From the driveway of his downtown apartment, Ramon Watkins is waiting for UFOs. "There are spaceships right now, parked around the planet

Maybe they need some....."cheap labor" or some "settlers" or some "immigrants"?!?! How many will that spaceship hold?

(A good spot would be Wal-Mart on Friday night!)

Just Kidding....(kinda)

Originally Posted by Judy

Maybe they need some....."cheap labor" or some "settlers" or some "immigrants"?!?! How many will that spaceship hold?

(A good spot would be Wal-Mart on Friday night!)

Just Kidding....(kinda)

I don't know how many they will hold but he did promise lots of ships. Wounder how much tickets are ?? (one way of course)

Did he forget to put on his TIN FOIL HAT!

Probably pretty cheap...I'm sure the Bishops will spring for the tickets so they can help the people settle in a "new land".

Hey!! Some Bishops can go too. Someone needs to tend souls and collect money.

IN FACT.....ALL THE BISHOPS can go to tend souls and collect money.

We could send some ACLU lawyers with them too to handle their paperwork.

And Globalists with backpacks of genetically modified seeds.

THEN, they could have their very own GLOBAL CIVIL SOCIETY.

A Globalist's Ark.....if you will.......for starting over!!

As long as they have a Green Card . . .

OH ABSOLUTELY....OR I could negotiate acceptance of the Foxey Matricula CArd, eh???