Dear Senator Martinez,

You have given yourself another pay raise. Congress has worked diligently to destroy the USA economy and you should reward yourself. The debts of the USA now exceed the collective net worth of all the Citizens. Congratulations.

Have you considered a million dollar year-end bonus for your stupendous achievement? You are acquainted with the expertise of Corporate Players who control the Congress. They are experts at writing legislation. These skills could be applied to this deserving project.

Commendations are in order. Your goal to remove every Citizen from a job has been successful. However, you may not know that fourteen Americans continue to have part time jobs bagging groceries at Publix. Surely, you can build moving sidewalks along the Southern Border to facilitate the entry of fourteen Invaders who can remove these Americans from those part time jobs

Twenty-four VISA categories are insufficient for maintaining the progress you have made in the No Citizen Employed campaign. Please consider other categories of Visas. May I suggest ACD category - Any Contagious Disease that is not currently in the USA entitles applicant to immediate Citizenship? The possibilities are inexhaustible.

Perhaps it would be in your best interest to immediately fund a research project for extracting blood from turnips. Citizens have not one drop left for you to take. Enjoy your increase in salary.

Happy New Year to you,