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Santa Clos aka Santa Claus sighted throughout Aztlan
Written by Daniel Maldonado
Sunday, 24 December 2006
Newsrooms from all over Aztlan are being flooded with reports of Santa sightings. Santa Clos and his candy apple red reindeer powered sleigh has been spotted over California, New Mexico, Texas, Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Colorado and even parts of Oklahoma.
Santa’s sleigh is reportedly jam packed full of toys for all children who have behaved well this year and even for those who have made some mistakes. Apparently Santa Clos has announced a moratorium on not bringing gifts to kids who didn’t exactly get everything right this year and instead has announced a general amnesty scheduled to last until midnight, Dec. 25, 2006. After that, all kids have to be good in preparation for Santa’s visit next year.

Santa Clos has also released a statement making it clear that he or Mrs. Clos do not check the citizenship status of kids before he brings them presents and that as a matter of policy Santa and Mrs. Clos believe that no kid or child is illegal.