Thread: Secretary Napolitano thinks Canada is the greatest threat

Originally Posted by millere

Originally Posted by FedUpinFarmersBranch

February 8, 2009
DOH Secretary Napolitano thinks Canada is the greatest threat

Those canucks have a serious back bacon and alchohol problem! If we don't stop them we are doomed!

I agree they need to be stopped, hockey sticks are being smuggled in and are corrupting our youth, eh?

This woman is NUTS.What is she worried about,that we might get more canadians like William Shatner,I admit this is a scary thought but the thought of a terrorrist bringing a backpack dirty bomb or the cartells taking over cities in the southwest like they have done in mexico is a far larger threat.

Canadian Bacon


The bungling President of the U.S. is facing an approval rating plummeting almost as fast as the economy. Desperate, he approves a ludicrous plan to create a new "evil empire"... Canada? The plan appears foolproof--that is, until one particular fool proves otherwise. Overzealous patriot Bud Boomer, the Sheriff of Niagara Falls, decides to take matters into his own hands and leads a rag-tag group of deputies on a daring and thoroughly misguided raid across the border. Suddenly the "honeymoon capital of the world" is on the front lines of the coldest war America has ever fought.