Thread: "Twas' the Night Before Christmas"

"Twas' The Night Before Christmas"

And all through the house, nothing was stirring not even my computer mouse, my socks were hung by the fireplace with care, my feet are cold cause it's my only pair.

When all of a sudden "what's that I hear?" a fat guy on my roof drinking a beer!

He was stumbling all around, tripped and fell and then hit the ground,
I called 911 and they drove him away, all the time yelling "Where is my Sleigh?"

I climbed to my roof and what did I see, 8 shiny Reindeer looking at me!
I got in the sleigh, and took up the reins, and off we went over the mountains and plains.

I delivered the gifts to the world that night, and made it home by dawn's early light.

So this Christmas Eve if you happen to hear, a fat guy on your roof with 8 shiny Reindeer, "Do not go outside and hope they go away!"

"Merry! Christmas!"

My very first poem!