Thread: Dennis Miller on Jay Leno LOL

Subject: Dennis Miller
LOL

Dennis Miller was on Jay Leno, and he was really funny.

He was asked by Jay who he favors, and he said, 'I'm voting for McCain. People need to understand that all of Hollywood is not for Obama, and anyone who served their country in a rat hole as a prisoner for 5 years deserves my vote. (Huge applause) Hey, he gave us 5 years, I'm willing to give him 4 back.

I don't like the fact that Obama has played his color card all by himself. He said, 'People might not vote for me because my name sounds funny. ' McCain and his people have never gone there. Obama playing that card turns me off.

I'm not worried about the color of his skin. I'm worried about the thickness. Quite frankly, he gets a little too whiny. (Huge applause) And his wife; she
is a bad night. If she were barking in my ear while I was driving, I'd take a sharp left and go off the cliff.

Barack missed the boat when he didn't pick Hillary, and I'm no Hillary fan. But quite frankly, she earned to be picked, and I believe the American women can relate to her. She has been cheated on more often than a blind woman playing scrabble with a bunch of gypsies. (I love this line!)

Sara Pallin isn't perfect, but I don't want her to be perfect. We've had smart
people as vice presidents before. Nixon was smart, and he turned out to be
a nightmare. Gore was smart, but I never got him. I want someone normal as
VP who is like me.

People say McCain will die 1 day after being elected. Hey, everyone knows Barack smokes, and look at what the actuarial tables say about a 47 year old smoker. He dies, we get Bidden, and he's as old as McCain. He dies, and we get Nancy Pelosi, and then I'm leaving the galaxy.

Way to go Miller!!!!!!

Its funny how long it took for the obama cool-aid to run out though!!!

Hey, everyone knows Barack smokes, and look at what the actuarial tables say about a 47 year old smoker.

Not to mention that Ms. Obama stated that Barack could be shot at any moment while buying gasoline.

Originally Posted by loservillelabor

Not to mention that Ms. Obama stated that Barack could be shot at any moment while buying gasoline.

Buying gasoline? Since when does he buy gasoline, he is flown and chaffuered everywhere.

This post is very funny...thanks for the laughs everyone!

Only Dennis can say it with such wit. LOL

I've always liked Dennis Miller.