This song came to mind in one of my rare moments of clarity and I thought it appropriate given Eric Holders attack on the CIA. Enjoy.

Sung to the tune of Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers.

Barack Obama leads a life of danger
To freedom and liberty he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another freedom he takes
Odds are you will lose one tomorrow

It’s a secret man, hide your past while you can
They've given you a leader and Barry Soetoro’s his name

Beware of secret Muslims that you find
A smiling face can hide an evil mind
Ah, you know that he's half white
He says that bein' black's feels just right
Odds are he will change again tomorrow

It’s a secret man, hide your past while you can
They've given you a leader and Barry Soetoro's his name

Swingin' on the Hawaiian beach one day
And flyin’ into Pakistan the next day
Oh no, you let the wrong words slip
The teleprompter had a blip
Odds are he will lie again tomorrow

It’s a secret man, hide your past while you can
He’ll take away your freedoms and you’ll have no one else to blame.

It’s a secret man!