Thread: Best Comeback Ever

> If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

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> Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
> A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
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> Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
> A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
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> Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
> A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
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> Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
> A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
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> Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
> A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
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> Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
> A: 'Yes sir.'
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> Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

> A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
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> The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
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Love it....

this really happened?

Yes I have a picture of the policeman but I have to get it on photobucket first.

OK edited with the policeman's pic.

A good one for Sheriff Arpaio and the ACLU. LOL

Hilarious!!! Would love to see that lawyer's face!!!

THATS A GREAT LAWYER JOKE!