Thread: CA-Orange Grove: It's time to nationalize grocery stores

Orange Grove: It's time to nationalize grocery stores

Government should ensure we all have enough, but not too much, to eat.

Orange County Register
Monday, May 25, 2009
By RICHARD E. RALSTON - Executive Director of Americans for Free Choice in Medicine in Newport Beach

One of the great scandals of our age is the fact that America spends more on food than any other nation. Many political leaders are now calling for urgent reform to bring spending on food under control. While food spending is rapidly increasing and many Americans are overweight, some do not have enough to eat.

Despite this high spending, the United Nations reports that, according to surveys they sent to government officials around the world, the quality of U.S. food is ranked very low. Officials in France report that their food is the best in the world. More insulting is the higher ranking that British experts give their food.

Leaders in Congress now point to what they see as the root of the problem: corporate greed in the form of grocery stores and restaurants operating on a for-profit basis. They promise to replace all private grocery stores with a national system of government commissaries, which purportedly will operate far more efficiently without the administrative overhead required to make a profit. As it will take some time to organize the national network of commissaries, initially groceries will be available only at offices of the Department of Motor Vehicles and U.S. Postal Service, which will provide the models for developing a government commissary system.

Congress and the administration say they will achieve further efficiencies by prohibiting all advertising of food and food products. Consumers will find shopping much easier if personal preference is eliminated in favor of whatever foods government makes available.

To better control costs, the government will invest billions in new electronic food purchasing records. Everything you eat will be reported to the government, which will analyze the data to eliminate wasteful or unhealthy eating. All new food must be approved by a new Comparative Calorie and Taste Administration, which, for example, would eliminate most of the unnecessary brands of potato chips. And as anyone knows, we have far too many brands of beer.

Food is surely a right, as it is necessary for survival. Therefore all groceries available in government commissaries will be free of charge. This will be financed by an increase of 15 percent in income taxes, except for those making over $80,000 a year, whose taxes will be increased by 75 percent. Because the food supply is not unlimited, a fixed amount of ration coupons will be distributed to ensure that each consumer can obtain an equal amount of food.

All private restaurants will be closed, and limited cafeterias will be operated as government commissaries. Congressional liberals point to school lunch programs as a model and the proven results demonstrated by several generations of well-nourished, trim and fit students. Of course, we veterans also remember all of that great military chow.

So far, conservative leaders are at a loss after hearing these proposals. Some of the more courageous conservatives are responding with proposals for mandatory food purchasing. All citizens, including those who go to bed hungry every night, will be required to purchase membership in new Food Management Organizations.

To further control costs, the purchase of certain cuts of meat and imported gourmet foods could require an FMO's advance approval.

Across the political spectrum, there is a developing consensus that the only appropriate response to the fact that some consumers cannot afford groceries is to impose a single government-controlled food system on all citizens. All agree that this is sure to provide the same consistently high performance as public education.

Reportedly, the clincher for those proposing grocery nationalization was stated recently by the White House: "The great thing about these proposals is that if we can somehow get this to work for groceries, we can apply the same idea to health care."

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/food ... mmissaries

This sounds like Soviet Russia. Standing in line for bread is not American.

Is this a joke?

ROFL!!! The government can barely govern itself efficiently, for God's sake! What a totally stupid idea!

Obama gets elected and the socialist go hog wild!

Originally Posted by agrneydgrl

Is this a joke?

My thoughts are, not so much a joke but "what could happen" scenario?

A tongue-in-cheek editorial?

Almost sounds like a passage from a book.