Thread: The CFR’s Updated Constitution

ARTICLE III

Section 1. The Judicial Power of the Socialist American Corporation shall be vested in one Supreme Court, and in such inferior courts the Council on Foreign Relations from time to time ordain to establish.

Section 2. All members of the Supreme Court shall be CFR members.

Section 3. All inferior courts shall be temporarily suspended and their functions shall be taken over by military courts.

ARTICLE IV

Section 1. The society of the Socialist American Corporation shall be composed of two types of people: the Masters, who shall comprise the 1 percent of the population, and the Serfs, who shall comprise the 99 percent of the population.

Section 2. The State shall provide the Masters with their compensations and fat bonuses, as wells as their mansions, here and abroad, their yachts, jet planes, excellent health care, servants and other luxuries. The Masters shall be provided with enough loopholes to legally avoid paying taxes.

Section 3. The State shall provide the Serfs with low-paid jobs (or unemployment benefits), substandard housing, unhealthy (genetically modified) food and low-quality education. Heavy taxation shall be imposed on them.

Section 4. To keep their minds numb, the State shall provide the Serfs with spectator sports such as football and baseball games, as well as Soap Operas and Hollywood films.

Section 5. The State shall poison the Serf’s air, water and food to make their mind numbness permanent.

Section 6. Serfs are the property of the State, therefore, they shall be provided with a minimum of health care to keep them productive. The State shall force the Serfs to get vaccinated and take drugs to keep their bodies unhealthy and be forced to buy expensive prescription drugs from pharmaceutical corporations.

Section 7.Serfs shall have no rights whatsoever, but privileges magnanimously given to them by the State and suspended at the State’s will.

Section 8. Serfs shall not be allowed to produce their own food, but shall only get what is provided by the State through its affiliated transnational corporations.

Section 9. Any attempt by Serfs to compete with multinational corporations in the production of any kind of article shall be severely penalized.

Section 10. No gold or silver shall be owned by Serfs. All gold and silver in the possession of Serfs shall be confiscated.

Section 11. No firearms shall be owned by Serfs. Possession of firearms by Serfs shall be punishedby prison, torture or death.

Section 12. No private means of transportation shall be owned by Serfs.

Section 13. No private property exceeding $1,000.00 shall be owned by Serfs.

Section 14. No tools of any kind shall be owned by Serfs.

Section 15. All mention of inalienable rights by Serfs shall be considered and act of treason, punishable by internment in reeducation camps.

Section 16. The whole territory of the Socialist American Corporation and its provinces is a battlefield in the war on terror, the war on drugs, or any war the Masters decide to wage.

Section 17. The army shall be used if necessary to repress the Serfs. Posse Comitatus is abolished.

Section 18. The privilege of Habeas Corpus shall no be observed.

Section 19. Serfs have no right to be secure in their persons, houses, papers and effects against searches and seizures by members of the government. Warrants shall not be required, nor probable cause, for agents of the government to make searches and seizures.

Section 20. Any Serf that may expresses any criticism of the government shall be considered an Enemy Combatant and shall be interned or executed without the need for a trial or conviction.

Section 21. Serfs are guilty of all types of crimes until proven innocents. No trial by an impartial jury shall be required, nor they shall be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation, nor they shall confront witnesses against them. Even after proving innocent,

Section 22. Serfs may remain in custody for an indeterminate amount of time.Serfs who are Prisoners of the State shall be used in involuntary servitude to work for the State.

Section 23. Lawyers shall not be allowed to defend Serfs who have been declared Enemies of the State. A lawyer who tries to defend a Serf shall be considered himself an Enemy of the State.

Section 24. Serfs shall carry at all times an Identification Card they should show to the authorities upon request. Failure to show the Identification Card shall be severely penalized.

Section 25. Serfs shall be allowed to join Labor Unions, provided these Unions fight for the defense of the rights of Wall Street bankers, oil magnates and transnational corporations.

Section 26. High walls shall be erected to protect the borders. Serfs trying to escape the country shall be shot on sight..

ARTICLE V

Section 1. Freedom of speech shall not be tolerated. All media outlets providing Serfs a channel to express their opinions shall be banned.

Section 2. The media shall faithfully reproduce without any attempt at analysis or criticism all information supplied by the government.

Section 3. All attempts by Serfs to peacefully assemble to redress grievances are prohibited. Violators shall be severely punished.

Section 4. Serfs shall join the government’s single Repucratic Party (a fusion of the former Republican and Democratic parirtes). No other political parties shall be authorized.

Section 5. Free elections shall take place once in a while, and Serfs shall be allowed to vote for the CFR’s candidates.

ARTICLE VI

Section 1. Military men are dumb, stupid animals and shall be used as pawns for foreign policy. They shall kill and die in defense of the New World Order.

Section 2. The national and international security of the private interests of oil magnates, Wall Street bankers and transnational corporations shall be provided at no cost by the Armed Forces of the Socialist American Corporation.

Section 3. All members of the Armed Forces shall take this oath of office: “I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the lives and intersts of members of the Council on Foreign relations against all enemies foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter; so help me, the Council on Foreign Relations.”

Section 4. All officers of the Armed Forces above the grade of Colonel shall be CFR members.

Section. 5. The Armed Forces of the Socialist American Corporation shall be composed of mercenaries paid for their services by taxes forcefully taken from the Serfs of the State.

Section 6. Due to fact that no time of peace shall be granted at any time, soldiers shall be quartered in any house without the consent of the people living in the house.

Section 7. Homosexuality, bestiality, necrophilia, sadism, and other similar virtues shall be encouraged in the Armed Forces.

Section 8. Torture shall be used as much as possible by the Armed Forces. The profession of Torturer shall be honored, and Torturers shall received periodic bonuses for a job well done in protecting the Masters from terrorist attacks and keeping the Serfs under control.