Thread: Comrade Workers, Peasants and Welfare Recipients of America

Prolonged War on the Economy, Free Markets, Capitalism

2012 - A Commemorative Address on the Defeat of the United States Economy

By Daniel Greenfield
Thursday, March 25, 2010

Comrade Workers, Peasants and Welfare Recipients of America,

For four long years we have battled the economy, and now I am pleased to announce that the economy is finally ready to surrender. Representatives of the economy have met with the party leadership and signed a preliminary surrender agreement.

This means that our prolonged War on the Economy has been successful, and the complete destruction of the economy is at hand.

And with these newly liberated resources from the private sector, we believe that it may actually be possible to drive unemployment down beneath 50 percent.


Throughout the long years of battling against the economy, there were many who thought that we would not prevail, that an economic recovery would somehow occur and the American people would be forced to return to their private sector jobs, instead of spending all day waiting in the unemployment line. But under the inspired leadership of the party, the collective organizers engaged in the people’s struggle refused to accept handouts from the capitalist bosses. Instead they remained dedicated to bringing them to their knees. And they have. The American Economy is no more.

Nationalized health care. Cap and Trade. Open Door Immigration. The 80 percent Redistribution Tax. The New Constitution. Statehood for Mexico. And of course the atomic destruction of Ohio and Indiana to prevent them from swinging over to the reactionary forces of the counter-revolution, marked the end of American Capitalism. Today the American People live better than ever, unchained from the artificial parameters of the Standard of Living. Over their heads waves the banner of the party which cares and provides for all party members.

Comrades, our struggle is still not over. Outposts of capitalism remain active around the world. Their competitiveness threatens to dampen our revolutionary spirit.

And we must remain vigilant against outbreaks of capitalism at home. These infestations can seem innocent at times. Take the young boy selling homemade lemonade from a wooden crate on his front lawn. But has that boy paid all his business taxes? Has he provided health insurance for all his employees. Has he passed his party administered business ethics exam? Does he provide preferential service to party members and oppressed peoples? Is he using Comrade Chavez’s “Greenâ€

Wow. Finally; an administration that keeps it's promises. Keep up the good work Mr. President. I just got another pink slip and am feeling better than ever!

Welcome to the NWO.

p.s. Giant missile parade scheduled for Tuesday is courtesy of the Peoples Republic.

have a nice day.