Dwarfs Better Off Tossed Than Jobless, Florida Republican Says
October 07, 2011, 12:24 AM EDT

Oct. 7 (Bloomberg) -- Jobless dwarfs should have the option of being flung around a barroom for cash rather than standing in the unemployment line, according to one Florida state lawmaker.

Representative Ritch Workman, a Melbourne Republican, has introduced a bill to undo a ban on “dwarf-tossingâ€