A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come togeder. I come once-a-more! Two asses, dey come togeder again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'ma just tellin' my friend how to spell Mississippi."

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