Thread: The Dot...Couldn't resist this one...

THE DOT
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington, DC has recently revealed the true story...

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

Ok, while Im at -it here's another one:


Old Man at the White House


One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached The White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he had been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said: “I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obamaâ€