The latest "Bailout" to come from the district of crooks is a new farm equipment assistance program for farmers.

This special new program assists farmers with getting new "Specially equipped" John Deere tractors.

The John Deere company (As per congressional directives) is ramping up their illegal alien workforce to build these custom new tractors for the American farmers.

The first of these newly designed tractors should be ready for delivery to needy farmers within the next thirty days or so.

It all depends on how soon the workers can get a new western union office into the area where the new plant is so they can get their "Remittances" flowing. (harry and nancy are working overtime to help get this set up)

What makes this new design so desirable to American farmers is the fact that they are built without seats or steering wheels......This makes it ideal for farmers that have lost their Azzes and dont know which way to turn.

(Please know and understand this is strictly humor and in no way implies that the John Deere company hires illegal aliens)