Thread: I got a laugh from this I hope others will too!

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and
one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are
prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently
being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of neglecting his
three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives
in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.
Her time there is limited, however, as we hope to open our own brothel with
her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested
in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute
themselves, it would get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into
the family, and of course, I want to be totally honest with her. So here's
where I need your advice.

Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush?

It would be best if that was kept quiet

Now that I have picked myself up off the floor and halfway suppressed the laughter, I have to thank you for that marvelous post. All of America needs this and I might just forward it to Al Gore and George Bush!

it has been a very long day/week i needed a good laugh, thanks.

Wouldn't it be nice to think telling that you voted for President Bush was your only worry?

Where do we get these people for real?

It is FUNNY :P

Bravo!